Boots on Cobblestones
A song about Sir Samual Vimes from Sir Terry Pratchetts Discworld series.
[Verse 1]
I came up under rain and grime
With a badge that barely held its shine
Just a street copper, thin and mean
On the worst damn beat you ever seen
I knew the alleys by their smell
Knew every liar a little too well
And every time I bit my tongue
It was a miracle I stayed young
[Pre-Chorus]
Then the city learned my name
Like a bruise learns every game
I kept my head low, boots on fire
And prayed nobody called me higher
[Chorus]
I was a street copper
Just a street copper
(Just a street copper)
And I did not ask for more
Now they call me Sir Samuel
Head of the Watch, Duke of Ankh
I said, “That’s very kind of you”
Then went and muttered, “Well, damn”
[Verse 2]
They put a sign on the door
Like I’d been waiting for a war
But I had mud on my cuffs and soul
And a temper nobody could control
I wore the city like a scar
Kept the hard truth in a flask jar
If justice had a smell, you’d know
It was wet wool and old tobacco
[Pre-Chorus]
And every polished little man
Tried to hand me a better plan
I gave them all the same old grin
The one that says, “You’re lying again”
[Chorus]
I was a street copper
Just a street copper
(Just a street copper)
And I did not ask for more
Now they call me Sir Samuel
Head of the Watch, Duke of Ankh
I said, “That’s very kind of you”
Then went and muttered, “Well, damn”
[Bridge]
Oh, the titles, they came crawling in
Like they had some right to pin
Gold on a man who’d rather walk
Than sit and smile and make fine talk
But I still hear the backstreets call
In every corridor and hall
And if I’m noble, let the record show
I got here dragging my feet real slow
[Final Chorus]
I was a street copper
Still a street copper
(Still a street copper)
Under all that shiny bore
Now they call me Sir Samuel
Head of the Watch, Duke of Ankh
I’ll do the job, I’ll bare the teeth
And thank them later, I suppose
(Well, damn)
Eben van Deventer
I have always been a bit of a tinkerer, playing with new technology and figuring things out as I go. I started my professional career in airfreight and moved on to retail (specifically computer stores). After a brief stint in sales I returned to retail in various managerial roles before moving to corporate IT. I migrated to Industrial Relations and had various roles, including General Manager of a large, national Labour Consultancy Firm. Currently employed in the Coal Mining sector.
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